tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573430719690946022011-07-19T20:04:52.513-07:00A blog of pictures of animals ,babies , women , political heavy weights , Bollywood stars &amp; other celebrities with humorous &amp; sarcastic write up by Moksha herself .MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.comBlogger621100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-63507428850395787962009-08-10T22:33:00.000-07:002009-08-23T02:49:41.338-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SoEC1tNv8II/AAAAAAAAALk/6KUWj_nHz3M/s1600-h/hips.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368575352495927426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 255px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SoEC1tNv8II/AAAAAAAAALk/6KUWj_nHz3M/s320/hips.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;color:#66ffff;" >ARCHANA PURAN SINGH :</span> Waah ! kya scene hai .<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;color:#66ffff;" >AMRISH PURI :</span> </span>Mogambo khush hua !<br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,255,255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">SHAKTI KAPOOR :</span></span> Aoooooo.................Lolita !<br /><p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ffff;"><strong>MADHURI DIXIT :</strong></span> Maar dala .......Allah.....maar dala</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6350742885039578796?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-70109674677965553912009-08-08T09:02:00.001-07:002009-08-08T09:12:16.839-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2hr1yKloI/AAAAAAAAALc/E9k1r_SlvpM/s1600-h/MONKEY+RAKHI.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2hr1yKloI/AAAAAAAAALc/E9k1r_SlvpM/s320/MONKEY+RAKHI.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367624105439434370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BANDARIYA BANDAR SE </span></span>" Sunnae mei aaya hai ki sheharon mei log kissing karne se celebrity ban jate hai .....aao darling hum bhi try karte hai shayad kal hum bhi kisi akhbaar ki hot news ban jayein.<br />..Aao.............aao........jaldi se .....maukae par chauka lagatae hai .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7010967467796555391?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-26130143034105591572009-08-08T08:49:00.001-07:002009-08-08T08:55:14.583-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2e5xymTkI/AAAAAAAAALM/zAhurwGuXp4/s1600-h/salman+bro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2e5xymTkI/AAAAAAAAALM/zAhurwGuXp4/s320/salman+bro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367621046350794306" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN :</span> Bhai Vivek ......hum teeno ne hi Superman ka baniyaan pehna hai .......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >VIVEK :</span> Haan Salu Bhai .......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAAN : </span>Par asli Superman to Abhishek nikla<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ABHISHEK :</span> Jalan ho rahi hai........pata hai mere paas Amar Singh hai ........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SOHEL KHAN : </span>Salu Bhai chinta nako karo ..mei hoo na.......<br />.ab meine bhi Superman ka baniyaan pahan liya hai......ab<br />dekhta hoo...kaise Katrina .......Katrina Bhabi nahi banti....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN KHAN : </span>Mujhe tum par naaz hai.....bhai ho to<br />aisa.....PROUD TO BE SOHEL's BROTHER<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2613014303410559157?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-61480465862232257382009-08-08T08:42:00.001-07:002009-08-08T08:48:54.600-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2c-MVK8xI/AAAAAAAAALE/gF1ZxnByBLY/s1600-h/MONKEY+AMITABH.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2c-MVK8xI/AAAAAAAAALE/gF1ZxnByBLY/s320/MONKEY+AMITABH.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367618923171345170" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMIT: </span>Bhai Amar yeh moti Maya ne humae kahi ka nahi<br />choda........is ke chakkar mei humari maya ja rahi hai.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMAR : </span>Ha bhai Amit theek kha...dekho kaise peeth dekha<br />rahi hai humae........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMIT : </span>Mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMAR : </span>Tension mat karo jyada , mei tumhari bhadiya si<br />champi kar deta hoo..........jyada tension karoge to mere tarah<br />tumhare bhi baal udjayenge.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMIT : </span>Ha sahi kha......lekin champpi karke meri PONY TAIL jaroor se bana dena......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AMAR :</span> Theek hai..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6148046586223225738?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-82607462614023831072009-08-08T08:34:00.001-07:002009-08-08T09:14:02.253-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2bdoxeQWI/AAAAAAAAAK8/9c074XqZieA/s1600-h/BABY+ON+CAMOD.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2bdoxeQWI/AAAAAAAAAK8/9c074XqZieA/s320/BABY+ON+CAMOD.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367617264358932834" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Arae babuaa yeh kya kar rahe ho ?<br /><p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA : </span>Arre Buddhu ..mei kya mere papa bhi yehi kartae hai .Aur khabardaar meri mummy ko bataya ki potty ke bahane se mei unki bahu dhund raha hoo......</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8260746261402383107?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-35336046921776395992009-08-08T08:25:00.001-07:002009-08-23T02:45:58.573-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2ZxXrt5jI/AAAAAAAAAK0/X5yH__MFh98/s1600-h/SHOES+1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367615404345517618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 235px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2ZxXrt5jI/AAAAAAAAAK0/X5yH__MFh98/s320/SHOES+1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2ZSl7U59I/AAAAAAAAAKs/o5jtv4QoqjM/s1600-h/SHOES+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367614875593140178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 312px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2ZSl7U59I/AAAAAAAAAKs/o5jtv4QoqjM/s320/SHOES+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(102,255,255)font-size:130%;" >JAYLALITA : </span>Mere paas hazaaro jodi joote chappal hai.......</p><p>par aisae jootae to meine pehli baar dekhae hai......</p><p>" JOOTAE DE DO PAISE LE LO "</p><p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(102,255,255)font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Madam aap ko jooton ke liyae gaatae suna to accha laga .<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3533604692177639599?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-82233818699348941292009-08-08T08:21:00.000-07:002009-08-08T08:23:51.430-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2YOdCIbXI/AAAAAAAAAKc/3m_ZIfFG6e4/s1600-h/DOG+WITH+COMPUTER.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2YOdCIbXI/AAAAAAAAAKc/3m_ZIfFG6e4/s320/DOG+WITH+COMPUTER.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367613704974658930" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY : </span>Meri Timmy gayi hai Ragoon wahan se aaya hai<br />email.........tumhari yaad sata ti hai.......jia mei aag lagati hai........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY :</span> Miss you too.............sweet heart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8223381869934894129?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-72109380781460922792009-08-08T07:48:00.001-07:002009-08-08T08:18:18.365-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2UMpVOoNI/AAAAAAAAAKU/-5gCjhdCyR0/s1600-h/business+man.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2UMpVOoNI/AAAAAAAAAKU/-5gCjhdCyR0/s320/business+man.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367609275869733074" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BUSINESS MAN :</span></span> Bhai kya karein paapi paeth ka savaaal<br />hai…...pahle isae bharne ka intzaam karna padta hai fir isae<br />khali karne ka intzaam…….jyada time waste na ho isliye meine<br />dono provision ek saath kar rakhe hai……….aap ka kya khayal<br />meri akalmandi ke baare mei……..?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>BHADIYA HAI…………….<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7210938078146092279?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-6077529435344783352009-08-08T07:47:00.001-07:002009-08-08T08:02:57.413-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2TMC_j5eI/AAAAAAAAAKM/AsbF9NUEJZY/s1600-h/romantic+dog+7+cat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2TMC_j5eI/AAAAAAAAAKM/AsbF9NUEJZY/s320/romantic+dog+7+cat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367608166066677218" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">KUTTA : </span></span>" Bhao….mei chale aao…..humsae sanam kya parda.<br />Ho humsae sanam kya parda……"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BILLI :" </span>Choona na mujhe bijli hoo mei………"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-607752943534478335?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-34075781537030274542009-08-08T07:44:00.000-07:002009-08-08T07:59:52.209-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2SJhrjOUI/AAAAAAAAAKE/VO0iZzu961g/s1600-h/15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2SJhrjOUI/AAAAAAAAAKE/VO0iZzu961g/s320/15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367607023253010754" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >WOMAN : </span>Soja bacche nahi to Gabbar aa jayega………..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR SINGH : </span>Suar ke baccho….agar tum insaano ki godhi<br />mei laitogae to insaano ke bacche kiski godhi mei laitenge …..yeh<br />bahut na…insaafi hai…….<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >WOMAN : </span>Mat ro bacche ….aa tujhe mei lori sunati hoo……<br />" LALAA LALLA LORI DUDH KI KATORI ….DUDH MEI<br />BATASHA MUNNA KARE TAMASHA "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3407578153703027454?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-85711726354951650512009-08-08T07:38:00.001-07:002009-08-08T07:43:42.892-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2OF8IQv7I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/H_xHxjTo1J4/s1600-h/13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sn2OF8IQv7I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/H_xHxjTo1J4/s320/13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367602563586768818" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN : </span>Vivek tu bhi dukhi mei bhi dukhi….aao ek ek peg ho jaye……..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >VIVEK :</span> Bhai Salman aap ko kya jaroorat hai aap ke paas to<br />Katrina hai……mere paas to khali uski yadein….aur yeh gana….<br />jo mei aksar gun gunata hoo ,<br />" Aa loth ke aaja merae meet tuje mere geet bulatein hai…….<br />Ek pal hai hasna ek pal hai rona kaisa yeh duniya ka khela "<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >NANA PATEKAR : </span>Ek aurat 2 aadmiyo ko Chimpanzy bana deti hai……….<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8571172635495165051?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-45238279788437329132009-08-06T09:24:00.001-07:002009-08-06T09:27:35.040-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsEHyQGPwI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/sM4mv02OfFk/s1600-h/141.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsEHyQGPwI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/sM4mv02OfFk/s320/141.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366887912736964354" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsEHmDFt_I/AAAAAAAAAJs/4QhPr_IjY4Q/s1600-h/140.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 223px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsEHmDFt_I/AAAAAAAAAJs/4QhPr_IjY4Q/s320/140.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366887909461178354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTAE : </span>Hum sab kutte langotiya yaar hai isliye hum jo bhi karte hai ek saath karte hai.......... humari dosti kabhi nahi tootegi. Chalo sab milkar gaatae hai ,<br /><br />"Yeh dosti .....hum nahi todenge.........."<br /><br />" Yari hai imaan mera .yaar meri bandgi "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-4523827978843732913?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-7098158915796533892009-08-06T09:20:00.001-07:002009-08-06T09:22:53.577-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsC9IVBieI/AAAAAAAAAJk/pPq3w4X92sM/s1600-h/chaand+si+billi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 197px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsC9IVBieI/AAAAAAAAAJk/pPq3w4X92sM/s320/chaand+si+billi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366886630173018594" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTA BILLI SE : </span>" Chaand si mehbooba baaho mere<br />aisa meine socha tha....ha tum bilkul waise ho ....jaisa meine<br />socha tha......"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BILLI KUTTE SE :</span> " Aap ki nazaro ne samjha pyaar ke kabil<br />humae.....dil ki ai thadkan tahar ja ....mil gayi manzil humae ".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-709815891579653389?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-11132926662802038242009-08-06T09:03:00.000-07:002009-08-06T09:19:01.843-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsAoWE5bnI/AAAAAAAAAJc/anFV561tet0/s1600-h/128.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnsAoWE5bnI/AAAAAAAAAJc/anFV561tet0/s320/128.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366884074062966386" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BILLI KUTTE SE :</span> " Aaj kal tere mere pyaar ke charche har<br />jubaan par....accha......sab ko malum hai aur sab ko khabar<br />ho gayi.........Hum nae to aisa kaam kar liya ....pyaar ki raah par<br />apna naam kar liya......pyaar ki raah par apna naam kar liya.....<br />aaj kal tere mere pyaar ke charche har jubaan par sab ko malum<br />aur sab ko khabar ho gayi...."<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">KUTTA BILLI SE :</span></span> " Billi NO-1 yeh hai Billi No-1. Kasam se<br />jitni bhi tareef karu woh kum lagti..Kasum se......woh hai mere<br />dil ki malika, badan hai phoolo se bhi hulka.....sone jaise baal hai<br />iske chandi jaisa rang.....woh hai woh hai meri Billi No-1......"<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Maasha Alla kya jodi hai ............<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1113292666280203824?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-30196802148731124192009-08-06T08:15:00.001-07:002009-08-06T09:03:12.729-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snr-eeKWH_I/AAAAAAAAAJU/mmBU5VtWf9I/s1600-h/125.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snr-eeKWH_I/AAAAAAAAAJU/mmBU5VtWf9I/s400/125.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366881705411354610" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SALMAN KHAN :</span></span> Mujhe badnaam kar rakha hai…….shirt nahi pahnta……shirt nahi pahanta…….par is BUSH ko to dekho…..is umar mei Trouser nahi pahnta…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3019680214873112419?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-71506773056757199172009-08-06T03:45:00.000-07:002009-08-06T03:47:40.699-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snq0qkVFz6I/AAAAAAAAAIk/J0T6OB5OneQ/s1600-h/61.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snq0qkVFz6I/AAAAAAAAAIk/J0T6OB5OneQ/s320/61.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366800549365010338" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PAPA : </span>Pappu Kyu mujhe geela kar diya ………?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PAPPU :</span> Pops just chill……koi nahi samjhega ki yeh mera susu hai….. sab issae aap ka paseena samjhenge.....................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7150677305675719917?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-51413772477089734782009-08-06T03:34:00.000-07:002009-08-06T03:42:20.315-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqyVEguGuI/AAAAAAAAAIc/ja-m7VSttM0/s1600-h/59.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 318px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqyVEguGuI/AAAAAAAAAIc/ja-m7VSttM0/s320/59.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366797981023345378" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN : </span>Ae partner sun na..kya lagta hai apun ki Partnership rang layegi..?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GOVINDA :</span> Sallu to khali pili dar rela hai apun akele thodi hai …..apun ke saath kya mast mast raapchick ladki log hai. Apni patnership nahi bhi chalegi to kya gaane aur chokri log<br />hai na………..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN : </span>Par dar lagta pahle bhi apun log saath aaye thae SALAAM -E-ISHQ mei aur picture dabbe mei gayi……….<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GOVINDA :</span> Bidu baap apun ke wajah se nahi balki yeh 2 baal walon ke wajah se …….yeh 2 dadiyal aur mucchad ne picture ko dubaya…..ab terko baat samaj mei aayi …….ki JOHN aur ANIL<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SALMAN :</span> Pataa…..nahi……….dar lagta hai " Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye……"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-5141377247708973478?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-82028344985177690012009-08-06T03:29:00.000-07:002009-08-06T03:50:07.238-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqw7yjuB4I/AAAAAAAAAIU/Snler9h6Wc0/s1600-h/58.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqw7yjuB4I/AAAAAAAAAIU/Snler9h6Wc0/s320/58.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366796447195727746" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">PAHLI BACCHI DUSARI BACCHI SE :</span></span> " Accha silla diya tu ne meri dosti ka, yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka ".......…..DHOKEBAAZ KAHI KI<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">DUSARI BACCHI PAHELI BACCHI SE : </span></span>" Every thing is fair in love &amp; war " ,shayaad yeh suna hoga tumne…..SILLY GIRL…….<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8202834498517769001?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-16095034211999109552009-08-06T03:15:00.000-07:002009-08-06T03:19:20.180-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqt0iUz8DI/AAAAAAAAAIM/WBbE8Ok2G4Y/s1600-h/53.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 168px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqt0iUz8DI/AAAAAAAAAIM/WBbE8Ok2G4Y/s320/53.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366793024044265522" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">VILAAS RAO :</span></span> Wah ! kya khana hai .....lagta hai UNITED PRESSURE COOKER mei banaya hai...............<br /></p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> " Khaate jao ....Khate jao....United ke gun gaatae jao "<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CHAGAN : </span>Chee.....yeh bhi koi khaana hai........kya is khaane se humara paeth bharega ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BANDAR :</span></span> Aare bhai to aap ka paeth kya kahkar bharega ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1609503421199910955?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-6584437857048365552009-08-06T03:11:00.001-07:002009-08-06T03:15:02.842-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqsts7_ZOI/AAAAAAAAAH8/yqdTdrpH9v4/s1600-h/51.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 311px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqsts7_ZOI/AAAAAAAAAH8/yqdTdrpH9v4/s320/51.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366791807122236642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTA : </span>Aji ghar se khat aaya hai........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >OFFICER : </span>Ha bhai.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTA : </span>To zara padh kar sunao ki meri kutiya ne mere liye kya sandesh bheja hai..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >OFFICER : </span>Pooch rahi hai ki tum ghar kab aaoge ?, " Aa loth ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet boolatae hai "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-658443785704836555?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-68061636277155236262009-08-06T03:07:00.001-07:002009-08-06T03:11:02.938-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqsJHlg-BI/AAAAAAAAAHs/glQ_cskHanI/s1600-h/50.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqsJHlg-BI/AAAAAAAAAHs/glQ_cskHanI/s320/50.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366791178620565522" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTA : </span>" Aaja merae tampoo mei baith ja ........Aaja meare tampoo mei baith ja .............."<br />Janaab ek gujarish hai ki aap meri tampoo me tashreef rakhe .....aap ke paak kadam rakhtae hi mere tampoo mei chaar chaand lag jayenge ****.To janaab , kutte ka dil na todiyega .......waise bhi subah se boni nahi hui hai.......meri kutiya ko kya mooh dikhaunga.........<br /><br />TO KAR DOO...METER DOWN.......DOWN......METER DOWN ..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6806163627715523626?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-29202167402281680802009-08-06T03:03:00.001-07:002009-08-06T03:06:25.313-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqq8kkkHzI/AAAAAAAAAHc/6i-LP5rtijk/s1600-h/48.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqq8kkkHzI/AAAAAAAAAHc/6i-LP5rtijk/s400/48.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366789863551278898" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style=";font-family:verdana,geneva;font-size:130%;" > </span></p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BAPI DA : </span>Bhai sab theek chal raha hai...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI :</span> Bapi da .....sab theek hai ....par aap kyu itne soonae soonae lag rahe ho na koi chain na koi braclet ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BAPI DA :</span> Kya hai jab se Mumbai mei ek mahinae mei 19-20 sonae chaandi ki dukaane luti hai na , tab se mei zara careful hogaya hoo.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI : </span>Bapi da......der aaye durust aayae.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2920216740228168080?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-39644056068281408022009-08-06T02:59:00.001-07:002009-08-06T03:02:38.325-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqqFE15L5I/AAAAAAAAAHM/4SExqZ1hTmk/s1600-h/46.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 174px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqqFE15L5I/AAAAAAAAAHM/4SExqZ1hTmk/s400/46.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366788910141222802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Lagta hai Janaab USTAD AMJAD ALI KHAN aur unkae sahibjaade AMAAN aur AAYAN , DABUR KA LAAL DANT MANJAN KARTAE HAI .............<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">USTAAD AMJAD ALI :</span></span> Bilkul theek farmaya par uskae saath PALMOLIVE SHAVE CREAM KA BHI JAVAAB NAHI<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3964405606828140802?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-11965302519366947072009-08-06T02:52:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:58:17.831-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqosgGoLbI/AAAAAAAAAHE/_xgmIsJEpiM/s1600-h/44.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqosgGoLbI/AAAAAAAAAHE/_xgmIsJEpiM/s320/44.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366787388450811314" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style=";font-family:Terminal;font-size:130%;" ><b> </b></span></p><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SHATRUGHAN :</span></span> " Hasta hua nuraani chahera ..kali zulfaien....rang sunhaera....teri javaani .....tauba....tauba......."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >HEMA MALINI :</span> Aap ne yeh ga kar dil khush kar diya isliyae meri taraf se aap ke liyae,<br /><br />"Tumhae aur kya duu mei dil ke sivay .......Tumko humari umar lag jayae "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1196530251936694707?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-55967930339237124352009-08-06T02:49:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:52:23.804-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqnm2BJzOI/AAAAAAAAAGs/siAMxEGdReU/s1600-h/43.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqnm2BJzOI/AAAAAAAAAGs/siAMxEGdReU/s320/43.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366786191742586082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >LALOOl: </span>Aare babuaa tanik suno humari baat ......hum bhi Gujraat ke Bapu ke padh chinhho par chalunga......aur unki tarah safed dhoti pahnuga.........par lungi style mei ........humko Bapu style dhoti pahna nahi aat hai na...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BABUA :</span> Aap to badae smart lag rahe hai.........Raabdi bhabi ko bol kar tanik ek tho kala teeka lagai lyoo...................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-5596793033923712435?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-68542613324763151442009-08-06T02:46:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:48:59.641-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqm1IR_WSI/AAAAAAAAAGk/mXmPjO7gFiY/s1600-h/42.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqm1IR_WSI/AAAAAAAAAGk/mXmPjO7gFiY/s320/42.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366785337651583266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">JHON : </span></span>Bhai gajab hui gava ......tum bhi ganji aur jeans ma humari maafik .........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SHAHRUKH :</span> Ha......bhaiya Jhon gajab to hui gava hai.......tuhaar haath mei bhi mike or Pepsi ka canewa aur humare haath mei bhi......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARWA :</span> Par gajab to sabse bada yeh hoi gava ki Jhon babuaa ka kala kesh chota hui gava aur Shahrukh ddaaa ka kesh kafi bada hui gava jhon ke mafik......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6854261332476315144?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-1513694493938116002009-08-06T02:43:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:45:34.780-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqmHLr1x_I/AAAAAAAAAGc/corr95ZSINs/s1600-h/41.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqmHLr1x_I/AAAAAAAAAGc/corr95ZSINs/s320/41.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366784548291332082" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">JACKIE CHAN : </span></span>Us desh ko mera shat shat pranaam jis desh mei Malikka Sherawat jaisi ultra modern mahilaayein ho .............<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-151369449393811600?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-62124119315664450992009-08-06T02:39:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:43:04.988-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqlX5tsZWI/AAAAAAAAAGU/NX-aKU835LI/s1600-h/40.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 170px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqlX5tsZWI/AAAAAAAAAGU/NX-aKU835LI/s400/40.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366783736013415778" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA : </span>Bhai Riteshva ee tum ka karat ho ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RITESH : </span>Khaae puchat ho bhai ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA : </span>Babua tum to bandarva logo ka kaam karat ho..........humare maafik Amit babu ka nakal nikaalat ho ......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RITESH :</span> Ha<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA :</span> Par nakal karne ke liyae akalva chahiyae raha......jo tumhare paas naahi.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RITESH : </span>khaae ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA : </span>Ee jo ungali se ishaare kar rahe ho na...is se aisa laagat hai jaise tuhaar aankahein naahi balki gaal kajrarae hai..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6212411931566445099?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-84298724897506921232009-08-06T02:34:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:39:10.095-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqkDQRI1aI/AAAAAAAAAGE/SnLFkYfU6k8/s1600-h/38.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqkDQRI1aI/AAAAAAAAAGE/SnLFkYfU6k8/s320/38.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366782281778779554" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA :</span> Ee ka mandamva ......kachrae kudae ka kaam karat ho......Ness tuhaar saath hai....tab tumka kaahae jaroorat pad gayi........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BANDARVA : </span></span>Ee gandgi saaf karnae ma tuhaar surat na kharaab ho jaaye .....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PREETI :</span> You Monkey ...foolish......pata nahi hai kya , ki saal mei 1-2 ghante gandgi saaf karne se chehra kharaab nahi hota .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDARVA : </span>Yehi to hum keh raha hoo.....saal mei 1-2 ghante gandgi saaf karnae se sadak aur samaj saaf nahi hota............<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8429872489750692123?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-70870695957660644562009-08-06T02:26:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:33:41.490-07:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial black,avant garde;"><a href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=47de5d99-8ca3-4c7d-a1a8-cea0a64bab47" mce_href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=47de5d99-8ca3-4c7d-a1a8-cea0a64bab47"><img src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=47de5d99-8ca3-4c7d-a1a8-cea0a64bab47&amp;t=s" mce_src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=47de5d99-8ca3-4c7d-a1a8-cea0a64bab47&amp;t=s" alt="" /></a><a href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=60bf033c-1e2d-42af-93b3-34ec3f786cc4" mce_href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=60bf033c-1e2d-42af-93b3-34ec3f786cc4"><img src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=60bf033c-1e2d-42af-93b3-34ec3f786cc4&amp;t=s" mce_src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=60bf033c-1e2d-42af-93b3-34ec3f786cc4&amp;t=s" alt="" /></a></span></span></p> <p> <a href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=4ad286af-3a32-4d0e-ae73-80a561827352" mce_href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=4ad286af-3a32-4d0e-ae73-80a561827352"><img src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=4ad286af-3a32-4d0e-ae73-80a561827352&amp;t=s" mce_src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=4ad286af-3a32-4d0e-ae73-80a561827352&amp;t=s" alt="" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=f16b9747-f729-4675-a4da-4a3f81dc255b" mce_href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=f16b9747-f729-4675-a4da-4a3f81dc255b"><img src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=f16b9747-f729-4675-a4da-4a3f81dc255b&amp;t=s" mce_src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=f16b9747-f729-4675-a4da-4a3f81dc255b&amp;t=s" alt="" /></a><a href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=3d8ad27c-fd85-4818-a1e6-843fbf94201b" mce_href="http://albums.ibibo.com/Personal/ViewImage.aspx?id=3d8ad27c-fd85-4818-a1e6-843fbf94201b"><img src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=3d8ad27c-fd85-4818-a1e6-843fbf94201b&amp;t=s" mce_src="http://albums.ibibo.com/DisplayImage.aspx?id=3d8ad27c-fd85-4818-a1e6-843fbf94201b&amp;t=s" alt="" /></a></p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ACTRESS :</span> " Udae jab jab zulfein teri kuwariyon ka dil machlae " any ways bye baby ........<br /></p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA : </span>Hi ! aaj to meri kismat khulgayi .....ek saath char char hasinao ne mujhe Bye kha ...........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">ACTRESS :</span></span> To hum chaltae hai .......... .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA :</span> Fir kab milogae...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ACTRESS : </span>Jab tum kahogae...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA :</span> Khaa.........?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ACTRESS :</span> Jhaan koi aata jata nahi..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7087069595766064456?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-16544730785178427502009-08-06T02:22:00.000-07:002009-08-06T02:25:50.132-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqhQndEdCI/AAAAAAAAAF0/sJecj1cLmDw/s1600-h/33.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 248px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqhQndEdCI/AAAAAAAAAF0/sJecj1cLmDw/s400/33.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366779212806255650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Bhai....Raino kaisae ho......tabiyat paani sab theek .......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO :</span> Ha......zara walk karnae nikla tha......Gas aur Constipation ki takleef rahnae lagi hai.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Arae bhai mei to tumhae kab se kah raha hoo.....ki ab yeh susti chodo....aur thoda apna weight kam karo......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO : </span>Ha tumnae theek kaha tha .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Bhai tum jaantae nahi yeh Gas aur Constipation sab bimariyon ki jad hai.......ek baar agar bistar pakad logae tum , to marnae par hi bistar chootega......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO :</span> Ha .......batao kya karoo ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Suno.....ab sabsae pahlae apna weight kam karo .....aur roz 1 Km daud lagao fir mujhse poochna.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO : </span>Thankyou Crow bhaiya.........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1654473078517842750?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-8830695228854949062009-08-06T02:19:00.000-07:002009-08-06T02:22:04.643-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqgiBpDHdI/AAAAAAAAAFs/Uq1EDdlipik/s1600-h/32.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 125px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqgiBpDHdI/AAAAAAAAAFs/Uq1EDdlipik/s400/32.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366778412381969874" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY : </span>Common Boys follow me.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOYS :</span> Yes , Sir ............<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY : </span>Aaj hum milkar ladkiyon ke fatte chak denge ......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOYS :</span> Yes , Sir.............<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-883069522885494906?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-39446695343116977212009-08-06T02:05:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:08:05.075-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqdTuBFd0I/AAAAAAAAAFU/V9ihJAlOjrE/s1600-h/31.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 392px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqdTuBFd0I/AAAAAAAAAFU/V9ihJAlOjrE/s400/31.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366774868061026114" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Bhaiya Ritesh yeh aap ke saath aap ki Girl Friend hai kya ? I mean to say yeh meri honae wali Bhabhi hai kya ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RITESH : </span>Just shut-up......Yeh meri Girl friend nahi yeh to apnae Sajid Bhai hai.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Bhaiya Ritesh kyu ek Bandar ke saath mazaak kar rahe ho........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3944669534311697721?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-52009156124281282752009-08-06T02:02:00.000-07:002009-08-06T02:04:56.747-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqckWi76PI/AAAAAAAAAFM/wQ0tcb0gX6o/s1600-h/30.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 389px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqckWi76PI/AAAAAAAAAFM/wQ0tcb0gX6o/s400/30.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366774054306703602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Arae bhai aisa kyu dekh rahae ho , Kya kabhi kisi bandar ko anghutaa choostae nahi dekha kya ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI : </span>Par Bandar yeh tumhara anghutha nahi hai...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Hum aisae waise anghutae ko mooh nahi lagate........humae to sirf aadmi ka aanghuta accha lagta hai......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-5200915612428128275?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-39385799734030772542009-08-06T01:58:00.001-07:002009-08-06T02:01:42.062-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqboa7nXbI/AAAAAAAAAFE/8tlSrgx8EdI/s1600-h/29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snqboa7nXbI/AAAAAAAAAFE/8tlSrgx8EdI/s400/29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366773024691805618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PAPA SHER :</span> Baccho tum yehi raho......mei tumhari mummy ko abhi mana kar neechae lata hoo......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BACCHAE SHER :</span></span> Yes Daddy ! Please go ahead.......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">PAPA SHER :</span></span> Baccho tum jaantae nahi.....jab bhi tumhari mom mujhse naraaz ho jati hai to woh paed par ja baithi hai.........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BACCHAE SHER : </span></span>Ok Daddy<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PAPA SHER : </span>Tumhari mom ko kab akal aayegi pata nahi......ab aisa kiya to dusari sherni le aaunga......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHE SHER :</span> That's great Dady........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3938579973403077254?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-14018632639399368642009-08-06T01:51:00.001-07:002009-08-06T01:57:55.351-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqavpA-5qI/AAAAAAAAAE8/H02_g4VSv-I/s1600-h/28.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnqavpA-5qI/AAAAAAAAAE8/H02_g4VSv-I/s400/28.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366772049219872418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Bachua kahae itni cigarette fook rahe ho......? kya tension hai tumhae ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BACCHA : </span></span>Ek gum hoto batau..........mujhe to hazaro tension hai........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Abhi to tumhare khelne khaanae ke din hai.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA :</span> Mujhe mere future ka tension hai .......<br /><br />1) Mei kab bada hounga ......<br /><br />2) Kahi koi Bomb Blast mei mar to nahi jaunga ......<br /><br />3) Kya mere paas aachi naukri hogi..........<br /><br />4) Kya meri biwi acchi hogi .....kahi uskae extra merital affairs to nahi honge....<br /><br />5) Mere bacchae kabil insaan honge.........<br /><br />6) Kahi mujhe Diabetes to nahi ho jayegi<br /><br />7) Kahi budhapae mein mere bacche mujhe Old Age Home to nahi bhej denge...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Bas Bas yehi rukh jao... baap re baap tumhae to bahut saari tension hai......tumhae dekh kar mujhe bhi tension aagaya.........ek kaam karo meri taraf se ek aur cigarette fook lo..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1401863263939936864?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-39971820226668847492009-08-05T09:05:00.000-07:002009-08-06T01:38:34.993-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmubiVEM3I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ZNhrlpGnnM0/s1600-h/25.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmubiVEM3I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ZNhrlpGnnM0/s320/25.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366512219083518834" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">MALE SQUIRREL : </span></span>Janu mei tumhae marnae nahi dunga.......jaldi se apna haath mujhe de do<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >FEMALE SQUIRREL : </span>Darling mujhe lagta hai mei nahi bachungi..........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">MALE SQUIRREL : </span></span>Nahi ......tum mujhe chod kar nahi ja sakti...........mei tumhare bina nahi jee sakta...........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >FAMALE SQUIRREL :</span> Nahi.....aisae udaas nahi hotae......mei jaatae....jaatae tumhare liyae yeh gana gun guna ti hoo.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MALE SQUIRREL :</span> Sunao........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">FEMALE SQUIRREL : </span></span>" TU MERA JAANU HAI......TU MERA DILBAR.......TERI MERI PREM KHANI KA TU HERO HAI........"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MALE SQUIRREL :</span> " PAR PREM GRANTH KE PANNO PAR APNI TAKDEER TO ZERO HAI "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3997182022666884749?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-13553706207666644502009-08-05T09:01:00.000-07:002009-08-05T09:03:44.447-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmtRxvnxGI/AAAAAAAAAEs/uvOOqhVIBRc/s1600-h/23.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 253px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmtRxvnxGI/AAAAAAAAAEs/uvOOqhVIBRc/s320/23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366510951911113826" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BUSH : </span>Tum to mere humshakal ho.......batao kaun ho tum ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA :</span> Rishtae hum tumhare betae lagtae hai....naam hai<br /><br />JUNIOR BUSH<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-1355370620766664450?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-91100793895360884412009-08-05T08:56:00.001-07:002009-08-05T09:01:37.812-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmsKnTUBtI/AAAAAAAAAEk/D6JNd_vAlq4/s1600-h/22.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmsKnTUBtI/AAAAAAAAAEk/D6JNd_vAlq4/s320/22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366509729337312978" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO : </span>Kaisae ho Mr. Crow........?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Theek hoo.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO : </span>Kabhi apni shakal surat par bhi dhyaan do........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Matlab ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO :</span> Sheenaaz Husain ke parlor mei kyu nahi jaate .....Zara jao aur bleach vagar karo .......kitnae kaalae ho tum.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW :</span> kaalae hai to kya hua dilwale hai........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAINO : </span>Yeh sab movies mei accha lagta hai....agar jyada paisa kharch nahi karna chahtae to Fem-Fem le aao......bas 10 minute mein gora gora........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROW : </span>Waise woh Fair &amp; Glow cream kaisi hai ? tumnae to jaroor try ki hogi...................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-9110079389536088441?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-36689473475556181142009-08-05T08:49:00.000-07:002009-08-05T08:55:48.930-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmrQy0GAQI/AAAAAAAAAEc/yHdKhEzcjns/s1600-h/21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 190px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmrQy0GAQI/AAAAAAAAAEc/yHdKhEzcjns/s320/21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366508735995183362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CHICKS :</span> Suno, jaldi se jo kuch bhi hai tumharae paas humae de do...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BILLI : </span>Kaun ho tum ......kya chahate ho.........?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CHICKS : </span>Hum log under world se hai.....jada shana pan nahi kar......warna yeh Ram puri churi tere seenae mei utaar dengae<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BILLI :</span> Khuda ke vaastae , mujh par kuch to taras kahao........please .....please..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3668947347555618114?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-68924889570594513172009-08-05T08:45:00.001-07:002009-08-05T08:49:40.023-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snmp0y7WifI/AAAAAAAAAEU/JNftr74iDE4/s1600-h/20.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snmp0y7WifI/AAAAAAAAAEU/JNftr74iDE4/s320/20.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366507155477662194" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MAJOR:</span> Boys ....aaj se tumhari training shuru........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOYS :</span> Yes.......Major<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MAJOR :</span> Mere next signal par tum saatho ko daud kar khambe par chadna hai.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOYS : </span>Yes ......Major<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MAJOR : </span>Jo nahi kar paayega , ussae 10 kg weight uttha kar maidaan mei 100 chakkar lagane padenge.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOYS : </span>Oh ! No Major<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6892488957059451317?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-6216172676307439702009-08-05T08:42:00.001-07:002009-08-06T03:33:33.885-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmouCH1NeI/AAAAAAAAAEE/Qy1n_LYVIpI/s1600-h/19.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmouCH1NeI/AAAAAAAAAEE/Qy1n_LYVIpI/s400/19.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366505939785823714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Wah ! ee to kamal hui gava .......kaahae khaat ho.....babua.....tanik humae bhi batao........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA : </span>Yeh to andar ki baat hai. ..........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Humka bhi batao please........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA : </span>LUX ke underwear pahno aur khud jaan jao..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-621617267630743970?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-24068644181385575272009-08-05T08:37:00.000-07:002009-08-05T08:41:27.615-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmnrP6y0bI/AAAAAAAAAD8/42m8hWDjQC0/s1600-h/18.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmnrP6y0bI/AAAAAAAAAD8/42m8hWDjQC0/s320/18.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366504792438002098" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TIMMY :</span> OH ! Darling it is so romantic , can I hug you dear..........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY :</span> Why not sweet heart..........I love you too.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TIMMY :</span> Darling I want to sing a song ...............<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TOMMY : </span>Dear please go ahead.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >TIMMY : </span>" Ho......aaj mausam ......Ho aaj mausam bada baeimaan hai.......aaj mausam.....lagta hai aanae wala koi tufaan hai......"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2406864418138557527?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-68139280775183588132009-08-05T08:33:00.001-07:002009-08-05T08:36:50.487-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmmydYTK0I/AAAAAAAAAD0/JdsU_RpNsu8/s1600-h/17.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 188px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmmydYTK0I/AAAAAAAAAD0/JdsU_RpNsu8/s400/17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366503816798874434" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmmyCEihxI/AAAAAAAAADs/lmMaOkUZ-D4/s1600-h/16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmmyCEihxI/AAAAAAAAADs/lmMaOkUZ-D4/s400/16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366503809468237586" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">LALOO :</span></span> Ee ka baccha log.....jitka tuhaar size naahi ussae bada cheez kahae mooh ma laet ho.................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA LOG :</span> Laloo dadda .......hum to sab tuhaar sae hi seekhae hai..........aap neta log jitna paet nahi ussae bhi jyada khaat ho.......to hum log kahae nahi khayenge, peeyange.......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6813928077518358813?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-3389615900602472862009-08-05T08:29:00.001-07:002009-08-05T08:33:29.237-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snml739g5_I/AAAAAAAAADk/QzNmWJms1Nk/s1600-h/15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Snml739g5_I/AAAAAAAAADk/QzNmWJms1Nk/s400/15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366502879041480690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOUSE : </span></span>Kyu Billi mausi maza aa raha hai na........?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CAT : </span>Naaspitae chup ho ja.....abhi tujhae majaa chakhati hoo......zara is bacchae ke changul mei se to nikaloo.......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOUSE :</span></span> Chalo aaj ser ko sava ser to mila ...........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CAT :</span> Aaj mei fas gayi to terae mooh mei jo aa raha woh bakke ja raha hai.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MOUSE :</span> Rassi jal gayi par bal nahi gaya......Billi mausi abhi bhi terae mei wohi akad hai.......bhadiya hai......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-338961590060247286?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-42856389001438595742009-08-05T08:25:00.001-07:002009-08-05T08:28:28.099-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmkzWwOjvI/AAAAAAAAADU/AkgJ-0QbiUk/s1600-h/14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmkzWwOjvI/AAAAAAAAADU/AkgJ-0QbiUk/s400/14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366501633176801010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR : </span>Bahut yarana lagta hai tera in nakhoono sae............Arae oh Saamba yeh kitnae lambae nakhoon hai rae........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SAAMBA :</span></span> Maalik humka is sasuri sae dar laagat hai.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR : </span>Suar ke bacchae tu sirf nakhoonon se dar gaya ......ab tera jeena bekaar hai rae.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AURAT : </span>Gabbar , Saamba ko merae havalae kar de rae.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-4285638900143859574?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-38201901549962899942009-08-05T08:20:00.000-07:002009-08-05T08:24:54.350-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmjyzwCXuI/AAAAAAAAADM/Bp4BsJgLtoM/s1600-h/13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnmjyzwCXuI/AAAAAAAAADM/Bp4BsJgLtoM/s400/13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366500524269133538" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI :</span> Bhai Haathi yeh tum yorn kyu kar rahe ho ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">HAATHI :</span></span> Ha......jaldi uthna padta hai na subhae....isliyae neend aarahi hai mujhae ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI :</span> Kyu uthna padta hai tumhae jaldi ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >HAATHI :</span> Woh Kya hai na......meri biwi raat ko Saas Bahu ke serial dekhkar der se soti hai isliyae mujhae subah jaldi uthkar Tea &amp; Breakfast banana padta hai ....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >HAATHI :</span> Par tum kyu yorn kar rahe ho ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI :</span> Kyunki meri biwi bhi tumhari biwi jaisi hai......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-3820190154996289994?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-51519015693037255462009-08-03T23:07:00.000-07:002009-08-03T23:14:35.809-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQpR1h0oI/AAAAAAAAAC8/PkLkD1EFup0/s1600-h/15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQpR1h0oI/AAAAAAAAAC8/PkLkD1EFup0/s320/15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365986888616366722" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQpFTZhFI/AAAAAAAAAC0/0N85Qj41bcw/s1600-h/14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 318px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQpFTZhFI/AAAAAAAAAC0/0N85Qj41bcw/s320/14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365986885251990610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQom9kaXI/AAAAAAAAACs/s4p2rLfcIhQ/s1600-h/13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 143px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQom9kaXI/AAAAAAAAACs/s4p2rLfcIhQ/s320/13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365986877107366258" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQoW6WjKI/AAAAAAAAACk/Qf5S0M2XQ1A/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQoW6WjKI/AAAAAAAAACk/Qf5S0M2XQ1A/s320/12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365986872798907554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQoAkJFaI/AAAAAAAAACc/e0ZtCSbMv-c/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 257px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfQoAkJFaI/AAAAAAAAACc/e0ZtCSbMv-c/s320/11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365986866800170402" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KUTTA : </span>Mei kutta ..hum poorae kuttae samaj ki aur se aap sabhi aadmiyo ka shukariya karta hoo.....ki aap logone humae itna pyaar ........dulaar ......aur samaan diya hai ........is kushi mein mei ek gana gun guna tha hoo..........." Aap ki nazaro ne samjha pyaar ke kabil humae.......dil ki ae thadakan tahar ja mil gayi manzil humae "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-5151901569303725546?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-25801710585841267532009-08-03T23:03:00.000-07:002009-08-03T23:06:52.442-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfPpXvuuqI/AAAAAAAAACU/imSpwQdjnAQ/s1600-h/9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 62px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfPpXvuuqI/AAAAAAAAACU/imSpwQdjnAQ/s400/9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365985790691031714" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR SINGH:</span> Arae oh..sasuraon..humka tuhaar yeh kaala kaala kesh de diyon.....................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ACTORS :</span> Gabbar kahae itnae zulam kart ho hum par ..................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR SINGH : </span>Sasuron humka kesh dediyo ....naahi to hum tuhaar khopadi ke saath kesh le loonga .................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ACTORS : </span>Dadda hum logo ko tuhaar se bahut dar laagat hai...khopadi jod dyo aur yeh kesh le lo..................<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfPgEm8QnI/AAAAAAAAACM/lI7a9xygGwE/s1600-h/10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 70px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfPgEm8QnI/AAAAAAAAACM/lI7a9xygGwE/s400/10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365985630935073394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2580171058584126753?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-74829745959915168102009-08-03T23:00:00.000-07:002009-08-03T23:16:10.523-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfOxugMA8I/AAAAAAAAAB8/F_UuCskn_nc/s1600-h/8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfOxugMA8I/AAAAAAAAAB8/F_UuCskn_nc/s320/8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365984834727183298" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >ANUP JALOTA : </span>Aare bhaiya photographer zara idhar bhi dekho ....jaldi se meri ek badiya si tasveer nikalo aur zara paper shaper mei chaapo......thoda publicty do na please.........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">TALAT AZIZ : </span></span>Na baba meri tasveer na kheechna mei paper shaperwalo se door hi rahta hoo.....bhaiya Anup bhalai is mei hai ki aap bhi door hi rahiyae varna yeh log aap ke paas jal ka ek lota bhi rahnae nahi denge .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7482974595991516810?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-41957130043656208902009-08-03T22:52:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:59:43.564-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfOCMT_zvI/AAAAAAAAAB0/aQHe8o8LEwE/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnfOCMT_zvI/AAAAAAAAAB0/aQHe8o8LEwE/s320/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365984018095394546" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SAHID KAPOOR :</span> " Hum intzaar karenge tera kayaamat tak , Khuda kare ki kayamat ho aur tu aayae "<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SAIF ALI KHAN :</span></span> " Sheesha ho ya dil ho ....aakhir tooth jata hai "<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SYLVESTER STALLONE :</span> " Hum tum ek kamare mei bandh ho..aur chaabi kho jayae...mere nainon ki bhool bhulaiyaan mei Kareena kho jaye "<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR : </span>Badiya hai ........pahle Shahid fir Saif aur ab Silvester .....mujhae to intzaar hai aap ki life mei 4th " S " ka............madam Kareena<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-4195713004365620890?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-79145679016781018402009-08-03T09:39:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:27:42.643-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncTaLNborI/AAAAAAAAABs/lpnGDseqGYU/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncTaLNborI/AAAAAAAAABs/lpnGDseqGYU/s320/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365778821441888946" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">MALAIKA , BIPASHA &amp; MILLIKA :</span></span> Gustaak teri yeh mazaal ki tunae humae bhi maat kar diya .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MODEL : </span>Hey ! tri deviyon meine aisa kya kiya hai ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MALAIKA , BIPASHA &amp; MILLIKA :</span> Tunae aisae kapdae pahnae hai jo aaj tak kisi designer ne humare liyae nahi banayae ..........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MODEL :</span> To is mei meri kya khata hai .....................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MALAIKA, BIPASHA &amp; MALLIKA :</span> Ab hum Rohit Baal se humare liyae Lizard ka dress design karvayenge ............samji chokri<br /><br />.........................................................................................................<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">GABBAR SINGH :</span></span> Ari oh chokri ......bahut yarana lagta hai tera in cockroacho ke saath .<br />.............................................................................................................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SAIF ALI KHAN :</span> HI, I am ......Safe Khan .....Do you know something ? ..you are hotter than Kareena.......If you do not mind , mei tumhare liyae ek gana gaooooo................<br /><br />" BADAN PAR COCKROACH LAPTAE HUAE ......OH JAANE TAMNNA KIDHAR ...JA RAHI HO ..............ZARA PAAS AAO TO CHAIN AAJYAE...........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7914567901678101840?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-21467529965045617702009-08-03T09:33:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:31:28.610-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncRkM2B1hI/AAAAAAAAABk/Lj8J8rgzjrE/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 318px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncRkM2B1hI/AAAAAAAAABk/Lj8J8rgzjrE/s320/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365776794656036370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RAJ KUMAR :</span> Jaani in naazuk haatho mei chudiyaan acchi lagti hai ....naa ki yeh petrol bharnae ka pipe.Agar aap isi tarah apnae khoobsorat haatho se motorcycle aur gadiyon ko petrol pilati rahi to.......humare desh mei petrol ki khapat din dungi aur raat choguni ho jayegi .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2146752996504561770?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-7218159099610533982009-08-03T09:30:00.001-07:002009-08-03T22:41:22.502-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncQxViGgSI/AAAAAAAAABc/Jo-7Z2tKxl0/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncQxViGgSI/AAAAAAAAABc/Jo-7Z2tKxl0/s320/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365775920815046946" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">JAVED AKHTAR :</span></span> Shabana apna haath neechae karo jaldi se, log kya sochenge .<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SHABANA AAZMI :</span></span> Kyu kya sochnge ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">JAVED AKHTAR :</span></span> Tumhae kitni baar kha hai ki MEDIKAR use kara karo....jab sir mei itni jhuae hai ..........log kya kahenge ...ki mei tumhare baalo ka khayaal nahi rakhta ......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SHABANA AAZMI : </span></span>Meine bhi to tumhae kitni baar kha hai GODREJ HAIR DYE laganae ke liyae ......par tum kha suntae ho...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BANDAR :</span> Mujhae ek gaana yaad aaya " JAB JUA TERE SIR MEI PAD JAAYE AUR KHUJALI TUJHAE SAATYAE AAJ SHABANA PAAS HUMARE KAHAE GHABARAYAE KHAE GHABRAAYAE "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-721815909961053398?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-71220432149541070022009-08-03T09:24:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:34:04.721-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncPiixITjI/AAAAAAAAABU/OmlVI9L046U/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncPiixITjI/AAAAAAAAABU/OmlVI9L046U/s320/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365774567158074930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >YUVI :</span> " Tum pass aayae....yu muskurayae , tum nae jaanae kya sapnae dikhaye , ab to mera dil jaagae na sota hai , kya karoo kuch kuch hota hai "<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">PREETI :</span></span> " Kuch na kaho , kuch bhi kaho , kya kehna hai ,sun na hai , mujhkopta hai , tum ko pata hai , samay ka yeh pal tham sa gaya hai , aur is pal mei sirf ek tum ho aur ek mei hoo "<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">BANDAR :</span></span> BHADIYA HAI....LAGAE RAHO<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7122043214954107002?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-45447819560900062772009-08-03T09:20:00.001-07:002009-08-03T22:34:40.984-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncOjKkNDnI/AAAAAAAAABM/gv00uZqJRCU/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncOjKkNDnI/AAAAAAAAABM/gv00uZqJRCU/s320/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365773478329650802" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SAIF ALI : </span>" Chalo dil daar chalo......chaand ke paar chalo......hum hai tyaar chalo...................<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >KAREENA :</span> " Chod do mera haath zamana kya kahega " ........<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">SAIF ALI : </span></span>" Kuch to log kahengae...logo ko kaam hai kehna ...chodo baekaar ki baaton mei kahi beet na jaaye yeh rena .................."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-4544781956090006277?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-80528265065326221542009-08-03T09:09:00.001-07:002009-08-03T22:49:33.662-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncMGNmfMBI/AAAAAAAAABE/kgo67DPF2t4/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SncMGNmfMBI/AAAAAAAAABE/kgo67DPF2t4/s320/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365770781905072146" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">RANVIR KAOOR : </span></span>Wait Bhai sahab aap ka kya problem hai ? . Aisae kya dekh rahe ho ..kya kabhi kisi ladke ko kisi ladki ke saath nahi dekha kya ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PHOTGRAPHER :</span> Dekha hai ....aap ko pahlae Sonam ke saath ..galae wale miltae huae ...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >RANVIR :</span> So what ..jaanate nahi yeh media line hai ...AAJ POOJA TO KAL AARTI ...Mere papa bhi Dimple Aunty kesaath ghumtae thae aur shadi Neetu mummy ke saath ki .....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >DEEPIKA : </span>Chalo Ranvir ..kis ke mooh lag rahe ho ......lets dance baby .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-8052826506532622154?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-73135758587265892692009-07-15T23:47:00.001-07:002009-08-03T22:35:35.837-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnWfj2q084I/AAAAAAAAAA0/X7wV1325uok/s1600-h/mouse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/SnWfj2q084I/AAAAAAAAAA0/X7wV1325uok/s320/mouse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365369969401197442" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CAT : </span>Hello mouse........kaise ho ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOUSE : </span></span>Oh.....shame shame ! Billi Aunty aap aur swimming costume mei , kuch to umar ka lehaaz rakha hota .....aap nae to puri Billi Samaaj ki naak kata di..........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CAT : </span>Oh ! Just shut up..........tum kitnae backward ho.. Kaunsi duniya mein rahtae ho.......mujhae nahi lagta tum apni biwi ko Sari Blowse ke alava kuch phnae de to hogae ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >MOUSE : </span>Meri biwi tumharae jaisi behayaa nahi hai.......aur usnae tumharae jaise kapdae pahnae ki koshish ki to mei uski taangae tod dunga............<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CAT : </span>Aur tumnae mujhae " Behayaa " bola to mei tumhari taangae tod dungi........now mouse you please get lost from here......tumnae mera poora mood disturb kar diya.......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7313575858726589269?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-29070908316810295872009-07-15T23:30:00.001-07:002009-08-03T22:36:19.606-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7JapfaZYI/AAAAAAAAAAk/fqLI_9huvjk/s1600-h/FUNNY+PIC+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7JapfaZYI/AAAAAAAAAAk/fqLI_9huvjk/s320/FUNNY+PIC+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358942066268857730" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">CROCODILE :</span></span> Aarae kambhkat meri peet par se uthar ja....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA : </span>Chal mere magrmacch tick tick.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >CROCODILE :</span> Arae marae utar ja......tu nahi janta meri peet mei kitna dard ho raya hai ..........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BACCHA :</span> Kyu chilla rahae ho.....gahr jakar gharwali se peet par IODEX lagvalena ......jaanate nahi kya IODEX LAGAO OHH AAH KO BHAGAO........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-2907090831681029587?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-57221770973957755352009-07-15T23:26:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:37:05.777-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7Ig3GgdYI/AAAAAAAAAAc/FHIFje5s2AY/s1600-h/FUNNY+PIC+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7Ig3GgdYI/AAAAAAAAAAc/FHIFje5s2AY/s320/FUNNY+PIC+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358941073490081154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PADOSAN : </span>Ari behna tumharae bartan to itnae saaf rahtae hai ki aadmi ki shakal tak saaf saaf dikhai deti hai ........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AURAT :</span> Arae jiskae ghar mei Moti jaisa honaar kutta ho to bartan saaf kaise nahi rahenge ?. Jab se Moti ne bartan saaf karnae ka kaam sambhala hai tab se merae pati ka bhi thoda kaam kum hogaya hai.....aur ab to mera detergent ka bhi kharcha nahi raha .....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >PADOSAN : </span>Bhadiya hai.........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AURAT : </span>Tum aaj hi jao .....aur ghar ek kutta le aao....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-5722177097395775535?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-65765277794661154042009-07-15T23:22:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:38:00.870-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7H2-HXLTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/jXXEYcNh_Pg/s1600-h/FUNNY+PIC+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7H2-HXLTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/jXXEYcNh_Pg/s320/FUNNY+PIC+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358940353818209586" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR :</span> Arae oh sambha dekh , aaj humnae is sasuri ki khopadi dhad se alag kar di hai rae.....ha ha bahut maza aaya humka<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SAAMBA : </span>Sarkar ee to gajab hui gava....pahlae Thakur ke haath , fir Chokari ki khopadi , ab aap kya kaatangae.......<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR : </span>Bahut samjdaar hogaya hai tu Saamba ,haath hogayae , khopadi hogayi ab sirf kumi hai to pairo ki.......Humka Saamba trae yeh pair de de........<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SAAMBA :</span> Naahi Malik .....itnae saal humnae tuhaar seva ki hai .........kuch to taras khaao<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >GABBAR :</span> Isiliyae to maang raha hoo...taaki ab tu aaram kar sakae.........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-6576527779466115404?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1457343071969094602.post-77038122345954214102009-07-15T22:58:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:40:23.793-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7GkkElg9I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Y5f9fxVOOUY/s1600-h/FUNNY+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-j1rNRiUGU/Sl7GkkElg9I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Y5f9fxVOOUY/s320/FUNNY+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358938938077971410" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >AADMI :</span> Arae beta Tommy motor cycle chalatae samay idhar udhar nahi dekhtae hai.......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">TOMMY :</span></span> Par mei kya karu .....sadak par itni sunder sunder meri beradari ki ladkiyan dekhti hai.....to mei apnae aap ko kaise control karu.Aur aap mujhae kyu itna samjha rahae ho....aap bhi to sadak chalti har ladki ko aankh maartae ho......<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">AADMI :</span></span> Bahut javaan chalnae lag gayi hai teri......pyaar se baat samjha raha hoo....to baat samaj nahi aati<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1457343071969094602-7703812234595421410?l=mokshalol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MOKSHAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11397011076053069866noreply@blogger.com0